The-art of Artificial Insemination

Recently, I read an article in the newspaper a few vet who focuses on artificially inseminating creatures. Normally, as anyone would believe that means the sperm has to be collected by some body too. The vet just happened to be a woman...not that there's such a thing wrong with that (apologies to Seinfeld...yes, I understand that does not make her gay, but, actually, come on. )Is it my imagination or wouldn't that just take a great deal of fun out of for the animal? Imagine, a race horse is released to stud after making vast amounts for his owners by succeeding contests and this is his reward?? He's been boasting to his pals at the area eating trough about all of the fillies he'll be bedding rapidly and then he sees a lady coming at him with a glove on...please tell me a glove is worn by her! I imagine it could be a lot worse, he could view a proctologist coming towards him like I did for my last physical as he snaps on a rubber glove, but it still just doesn't seem reasonable to the horse. Plus, what's it liable to do for the horse's appearance? And what about blindness?! ?? This is getting less and less reasonable the more I believe about it.The guide said it's safer for the creatures this way because it prevents injuries to the female...all the wild dog gender, I suppose. But which was probably why the horse worked so hard to win those contests in the initial place, so he could possibly be rewarded with wild animal sex.The vet doesn't just service horses, as it were, but other animals as well. Is it me, or would you also doubt the options of turtles hurting themselves by quick, crazy sexual moves? . fertility institute..And how would you collect semen from a snake? Or even more correctly, from where do you collect semen from a snake?My next thought is how big of a pot do you need to collect semen from a horse and it is held by who? Also, do they've to show the horses photos of female horses in effective jobs or do they make horse porn for this purpose (or for exceptionally unusual humans? )Oh sure, someone is going to ruin this further for poor people animals by telling me a people does not collect the semen but that it's done by some sort of a machine...or worse someone has written a software program that does it. THINK ABOUT IT PEOPLE! We are planning to get these poor animals therefore ticked off at us the next thing you realize they'll not consent to be swallowed by us anymore.How about we study the psyche of this woman who makes a living out-of doing this thing to farm animals? Wouldn't Sigmund Freud have a field day with that? But, then, from the same token, what kind of a psycho becomes a psychiatrist?...or what kind of an...becomes a proctologist?.... or what kind of a....becomes an urologist? I believe anyone who has actually divorced someone in those professions could inform you! But, alas, let us perhaps not cast aspersions...no neglect that, I would.I wonder what the feminine animals think about all this. Oh sure, the Jewish female animals (is that where kosher meats come from?) are happy, they no further have to think of the slight headache reasons. And this causes it to be easier on the one that are embarrassed by their large thighs, this is particularly true of the pigs and the cows. But think about the female animals in bars attempting to attract a husband? They can not say, 'Would you like to come around my house for some coffee and who knows, perhaps later my veterinarian should come over together with her glove and semen cup.'Is not it likely the depressed sheepherder out in the mountains for such a long time might find this whole notion of artificially inseminating his herd rather offensive...never mind. That really is a whole different topic.